Janitor Quote #342
Quote from Janitor in My Night to Remember
Janitor: [flatline] Oh, you guys, thank God you are here. This lady is in very serious condition. [nobody reacts] You've all heard about my flatline device? Yep?! Okay, well, forgive me for trying to live things up around here by faking an old stranger's death. Plan B, let's dance!
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Night to Remember’ Quotes
Quote from Turk
Elliot: Did you know they're actually experimenting with a drug that can erase stuff from your head, like memories, dreams.
Turk: I don't remember any of my dreams anyway. Except for the ones involving cheese and Tyra Banks. Oh, baby, don't worry. You've nothing to be threatened by. In my book it goes: cheese, you, Tyra.
Quote from Elliot
Elliot: There are so many moments in my life I will never forget. Oh, like that time my dad accidentally glued my mom's legs together after testing out his new homemade sex lube.
J.D.: Your dad's awesome!
Quote from J.D.
Turk: Wanna know what animal parts I'd want?
J.D.: I could guess.
[fantasy:]
J.D.: Man, there's no milk for my coffee.
Turk: Say no more. [squeezes udder]
J.D.: Thanks, Pal!
Turk: You're welcome. - You know what'd go great with that coffee?
J.D.: What's that?
Turk: [screams]
J.D.: Turky Bacon!
Turk: Yep!
[present:]
J.D.: You'd be like a big breakfast machine!