Turk Quote #473
Quote from Turk in His Story IV
Turk: Elliot, the only good that's come from our occupation of Iraq is exposing the neo-conservative conspiracy to perpetuate American cultural and economic imperialism!
Elliot: What do you think, J.D.?
J.D.: Can you excuse me a second?! [to Turk] Did you break our pact and start reading the newspapers?
Turk: Carla is making me. Normally I wouldn't go near the things, except for the funnies.
J.D.: Oh, of course the funnies. The funnies don't count. By the way, did you read Marmaduke today? Can you believe he gave the pizza delivery dude a bone as a tip?
Turk: No, but that's what's great about Marmaduke. He's always sticking on his feet.
J.D.: I think you mean "paws".
Scrubs Quotes
‘His Story IV’ Quotes
Quote from Janitor
J.D.: Come on, no one wants to debate Iraq with me?
Janitor: I'll debate Iraq with you.
J.D.: Prepare to be dazzled.
Janitor: Okay, in my opinion we should be looking for Bin Laden in Pakistan.
J.D.: Do you have that globe nearby?
Quote from Dr. Kelso
J.D.: [v.o.] Since Elliot bought a house, I had to look for a place to live. Time to get out of my head and into an apartment.
J.D.: Hey, Dr. Kelso. [pats Dr. Kelso on the shoulder]
Dr. Kelso: [v.o.] I actually don't mind that goofy bastard, if he were gay he would be perfect for my son. Harrison's been looking for a new power bottom.
Quote from J.D.
Turk: [on the phone] Hey, buddy. You found an apartment yet?
[J.D. is on a park bench reading "The Iraq War for Dummies"]
J.D.: No, man, I feel like an idiot so I've been reading up on this whole Iraq war situation. You know what's so messed up? I just got to the part where President Bush gave his "mission accomplished" speech on a battleship, and I still got, like, 400 more pages to go.