Quote from J.D. in His Story IV
Turk: [on the phone] Hey, buddy. You found an apartment yet? [J.D. is on a park bench reading "The Iraq War for Dummies"] J.D.: No, man, I feel like an idiot so I've been reading up on this whole Iraq war situation. You know what's so messed up? I just got to the part where President Bush gave his "mission accomplished" speech on a battleship, and I still got, like, 400 more pages to go.