Dr. Cox Quote #762
Quote from Dr. Cox in His Story IV
Dr. Kelso: Well, I'll check on you later, son.
Dr. Kelso: [v.o.] Yep, Iraq is just the type of divisive subject, that would spread around this damn hospital like wildfire.
Dr. Cox: Poor kid. His head's blown off, all for nothing.
Nurse Roberts: All for nothing? My nephew Lance is over there fighting to give those people democracy.
Dr. Cox: Ooh, so that's why we're over there. Here, I thought it was to root out terrorism, or was it for the oil? Or for Mama Hussein's secret Falafel recipe? It got so gosh darn hard to keep track.
Scrubs Quotes
‘His Story IV’ Quotes
Quote from Janitor
J.D.: Come on, no one wants to debate Iraq with me?
Janitor: I'll debate Iraq with you.
J.D.: Prepare to be dazzled.
Janitor: Okay, in my opinion we should be looking for Bin Laden in Pakistan.
J.D.: Do you have that globe nearby?
Quote from Dr. Kelso
J.D.: [v.o.] Since Elliot bought a house, I had to look for a place to live. Time to get out of my head and into an apartment.
J.D.: Hey, Dr. Kelso. [pats Dr. Kelso on the shoulder]
Dr. Kelso: [v.o.] I actually don't mind that goofy bastard, if he were gay he would be perfect for my son. Harrison's been looking for a new power bottom.
Quote from J.D.
Turk: [on the phone] Hey, buddy. You found an apartment yet?
[J.D. is on a park bench reading "The Iraq War for Dummies"]
J.D.: No, man, I feel like an idiot so I've been reading up on this whole Iraq war situation. You know what's so messed up? I just got to the part where President Bush gave his "mission accomplished" speech on a battleship, and I still got, like, 400 more pages to go.