Dr. Kelso Quote #314
Quote from Dr. Kelso in His Story IV
Dr. Kelso: So, nobody needs any help.
Nurse Roberts: When is your wife coming back to work? I'm drowning here without the Head Nurse.
[later, Dr. Kelso is wearing a purple nurse's uniform]
Dr. Kelso: Okay, ladies, I've posted your room assignments on the board and I will pass out the new weekly schedules before your shifts are over. Being a nurse isn't so bad.
Nurse Roberts: What did you think it would be like?
[fantasy: Dr. Cox and Nurse Roberts work on a coding patient on the I.C.U.:]
Dr. Cox: We're losing him.
Nurse Roberts: BP's falling.
Dr. Cox: Nurse Kelso, I need one milligram of epi, stat! Now, nurse. Now!
[As a Vietnamese-language version of "Up Where We Belong" plays, Nurse Kelso turns around to see a Vietnamese woman in a Naval uniform. She carries him out of the I.C.U. as his colleagues clap.:]
Dr. Cox: Way to go, Bob! Way to go! That a boy!
[reality:]
Dr. Kelso: I'm sorry what was the question?
Scrubs Quotes
‘His Story IV’ Quotes
Quote from Janitor
J.D.: Come on, no one wants to debate Iraq with me?
Janitor: I'll debate Iraq with you.
J.D.: Prepare to be dazzled.
Janitor: Okay, in my opinion we should be looking for Bin Laden in Pakistan.
J.D.: Do you have that globe nearby?
Quote from Dr. Kelso
J.D.: [v.o.] Since Elliot bought a house, I had to look for a place to live. Time to get out of my head and into an apartment.
J.D.: Hey, Dr. Kelso. [pats Dr. Kelso on the shoulder]
Dr. Kelso: [v.o.] I actually don't mind that goofy bastard, if he were gay he would be perfect for my son. Harrison's been looking for a new power bottom.
Quote from J.D.
Turk: [on the phone] Hey, buddy. You found an apartment yet?
[J.D. is on a park bench reading "The Iraq War for Dummies"]
J.D.: No, man, I feel like an idiot so I've been reading up on this whole Iraq war situation. You know what's so messed up? I just got to the part where President Bush gave his "mission accomplished" speech on a battleship, and I still got, like, 400 more pages to go.