Dr. Kelso: So, nobody needs any help.
Nurse Roberts: When is your wife coming back to work? I'm drowning here without the Head Nurse.
[later, Dr. Kelso is wearing a purple nurse's uniform]
Dr. Kelso: Okay, ladies, I've posted your room assignments on the board and I will pass out the new weekly schedules before your shifts are over. Being a nurse isn't so bad.
Nurse Roberts: What did you think it would be like?
[fantasy: Dr. Cox and Nurse Roberts work on a coding patient on the I.C.U.:]
Dr. Cox: We're losing him.
Nurse Roberts: BP's falling.
Dr. Cox: Nurse Kelso, I need one milligram of epi, stat! Now, nurse. Now!
[As a Vietnamese-language version of "Up Where We Belong" plays, Nurse Kelso turns around to see a Vietnamese woman in a Naval uniform. She carries him out of the I.C.U. as his colleagues clap.:]
Dr. Cox: Way to go, Bob! Way to go! That a boy!
[reality:]
Dr. Kelso: I'm sorry what was the question?