Turk Quote #157
Quote from Turk in My Drama Queen
Carla: Are you ready, sweetie?
Turk: Since the day I met you.
J.D.: [v.o.] Sometimes it takes a priest to keep you from making a big mistake.
Chaplain: Now, Christopher, before we begin, remind me of the bride's name.
Turk: Carla.
[flashback:]
Carla: I know it's silly and I know it's only for one day, but ever since I was a little girl, all I wanted to do was have a big, beautiful wedding.
[present:]
Turk: Baby, you don't wanna do this.
Carla: What?
Turk: Look, since your mother passed, you've been feeling lonely and like you don't have any family. But I'm your family now, whether we do it like this or we wait and do it like you've always wanted to, don't you think?
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Drama Queen’ Quotes
Quote from Janitor
Janitor: Doctor.
J.D.: Janitor. What's that smell?
Janitor: I don't know. Although it smells a little bit like the truth. My poor wife slaved over these.
J.D.: She just cut off a pair of scrubs and hemmed the bottom. What's the big deal?
Janitor: What's the big deal? Well, the Lord didn't bless my wife with all ten fingers. She's only got pointer and thumb-pinky.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Nine pounds in a week? Let me ask you a quick question. Are you trying to make my head explode? Because you have no idea just how frustrating it is working your ass off trying to inflate a tiny little balloon inside someone's clogged artery and all that person has to do, really, is, oh, I don't know, go for a walk in the morning or choke down a fresh green salad and you come back here looking like that. And I know, I know. Here I am, supposed to be Dr. Give-A-Crap. But you wanna know the God's honest truth? And this is a fact. You are what you eat. And you clearly went out and devoured a big fat guy, didn't ya?
Quote from Ted
Dr. Cox: Captain Clip-On, did you go ahead and tattle on me?
Ted: Oh, please with the shocked look. Newsflash, I'm sterile. I mean, gutless. My guys swim in circles. I think it's the bike riding.