Turk Quote #153
Quote from Turk in My Interpretation
Turk: Hey, baby.
Carla: So how's it work? You get to spend all night fantasizing about vanilla wafer here and I get whatever "Hey, baby" you throw my way? Forget it.
Turk: What the hell, Elliot?
Elliot: It slipped out. I'm sorry.
Turk: Sorry's not good enough.
Elliot: You're right. [turns around] Oh... [Turk spans her] Harder, dammit. I've been bad.
[present:]
Surgeon: Dr. Turk. Do you have a question?
Turk: No, sir.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Interpretation’ Quotes
Quote from Janitor
J.D.: Okay, I still wanna refer you to a dermatologist, but it looks benign to me.
Janitor: Benign... Benign-and-a-half.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: Look... Janitor, I'm gonna be straight with you. I saw your penis and I noticed a possible melanoma that you should really have checked out.
Janitor: When did you see my penis?
J.D.: Last night, when you were showering.
Janitor: Where were you?
J.D.: Oh, I was outside in the bushes. Look, it was just a coincidence, man. If you had looked out the window you would have seen my penis.
Janitor: What?! Why?!
J.D.: Because I had it out while I was looking at yours.
Quote from Ted
Carla: If you're having dreams about another woman, maybe you're not ready for marriage.
Turk: Baby.
Carla: Just take it. Are you crazy? Baby, it was only a sex dream. Everybody has them. Right, Ted?
Ted: Oh, no, not me. I just have the one dream over and over. I hold his head under the water till the last bubble goes bloop.
Dr. Kelso: Ted. What's the ETA on those Double Stufs?
Ted: Bloop.