Dr. Cox Quote #230

Quote from Dr. Cox in My Philosophy

Dr. Cox: The thing is pregnancy puts such an extra strain on your heart that, had we known about this beforehand, we would've strongly suggested you think twice about getting pregnant before getting the valve repaired.
Mrs. Larkin: I would've done it anyways.
Dr. Cox: Yeah, you would've. You've got a healthy supply of pluck, don't you?
Mr. Larkin: I can't breathe.
Mrs. Larkin: You're OK. Let's do this.
Dr. Cox: I love the pluck.

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 ‘My Philosophy’ Quotes

Quote from Turk

Turk: All right, Ralphie, new tack. I want you to do what I do. I want you to imagine that there are tiny men inside your booty, trying to push the dookie. Push the dookie out, Ralphie. Can you imagine that for me?
[later:]
Man: You told my son there were little men inside him? He barely sleeps as it is.
Turk: Sir, I'm sorry. I was wrong.
Man: That was sick.
Turk: But still, if you could do this for me, I would greatly appreciate it. The next time your son has a bowel movement, take the dookie, put it in a Ziplock bag, and just call me on my cell phone. It's for my girlfriend. Hey, Ralphie. Little men, pushing it out, pushing it out.

Quote from Nurse Roberts

Dr. Kelso: Dr. Reid, are you off for the day?
Elliot: Oh, I just didn't have a place to change.
Nurse Roberts: Mm-hmm.
Dr. Kelso: Laverne, I'm going to pretend you're not wearing that.
Nurse Roberts: Don't you usually wait to get home before you do that?

Quote from Janitor

Janitor: Thanks for the pen.
J.D.: Oh, no.
Janitor: Yeah, this was my favorite T-shirt. And this is my favorite skin.