Janitor Quote #83
Quote from Janitor in My Philosophy
Janitor: Can I borrow a pen?
J.D.: Here. Take this one.
Janitor: Thanks.
J.D.: See? We don't always have to be like [bickering voices]. We can be, like, "Hey, how you doing?" "Good, thanks." This can work. We can be there for each other.
Janitor: It's just a pen, Scooter, not a kidney. Thanks.
J.D.: No. You keep it.
Janitor: Really? Makes me look smarter. Heh. Off to scrub the crappers.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Philosophy’ Quotes
Quote from Turk
Turk: All right, Ralphie, new tack. I want you to do what I do. I want you to imagine that there are tiny men inside your booty, trying to push the dookie. Push the dookie out, Ralphie. Can you imagine that for me?
[later:]
Man: You told my son there were little men inside him? He barely sleeps as it is.
Turk: Sir, I'm sorry. I was wrong.
Man: That was sick.
Turk: But still, if you could do this for me, I would greatly appreciate it. The next time your son has a bowel movement, take the dookie, put it in a Ziplock bag, and just call me on my cell phone. It's for my girlfriend. Hey, Ralphie. Little men, pushing it out, pushing it out.
Quote from Nurse Roberts
Dr. Kelso: Dr. Reid, are you off for the day?
Elliot: Oh, I just didn't have a place to change.
Nurse Roberts: Mm-hmm.
Dr. Kelso: Laverne, I'm going to pretend you're not wearing that.
Nurse Roberts: Don't you usually wait to get home before you do that?
Quote from Janitor
Janitor: Thanks for the pen.
J.D.: Oh, no.
Janitor: Yeah, this was my favorite T-shirt. And this is my favorite skin.