Janitor: Can I borrow a pen?
J.D.: Here. Take this one.
Janitor: Thanks.
J.D.: See? We don't always have to be like [bickering voices]. We can be, like, "Hey, how you doing?" "Good, thanks." This can work. We can be there for each other.
Janitor: It's just a pen, Scooter, not a kidney. Thanks.
J.D.: No. You keep it.
Janitor: Really? Makes me look smarter. Heh. Off to scrub the crappers.