J.D. Quote #300
Quote from J.D. in My Fruit Cups
Turk: What the hell are you doing in here?
J.D.: She said "we."
Turk: What?
J.D.: Carla, she said "we." "We" need to scrape some money together. And it wasn't just like a "we're dating" we.
It was a "we're gonna spend the rest of our lives together" we. I don't know, man. That just seems big to me.
Turk: Yeah, I know.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Fruit Cups’ Quotes
Quote from J.D.
Janitor: Yep, we got him. And he's gonna pay.
J.D.: They're actually arresting him for stealing pudding and toilet paper?
Janitor: No, they found 20 bottles of Vicodin in his backpack. Did you steal pudding and toilet paper?
J.D.: What? No! I hate pudding and I don't use toilet paper. I have one of those French things that shoots water up your butt.
Janitor: Bidet?
J.D.: Bidet to you, sir.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Look, morning sickness sucks. Believe me, I know. I've been there. Hey, Jordan, are you- Are you crying?
Jordan: No. I don't know. I'm just completely hormonal. I mean, you try going from out-of-control horny to clinically depressed six times a day.
Dr. Cox: Give me a break. I can knock that out on the way to work.
Quote from Turk
Turk: This is the reason why your headache didn't go away. That's actually pronounced analgesic, not "anal"-gesic. Sir, the pills go in your mouth.