Elliot Quote #122
Quote from Elliot in My New Coat
Elliot: That girl just asked me to give her my top ten sexual positions, and after the two that I knew, I just started naming insects.
Turk: Elliot, that really sucks. I'm sorry.
Elliot: I'm not sure. I mean, I was mad at you at first. But it's actually kind of empowering to have this persona, this identity. I'm not just some nameless, faceless white doctor, I'm Elliot Reid, tramp.
Turk: Well, that's great. If you're happy, I'm happy.
Elliot: The weird thing is she said she'd already tried stink bug.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My New Coat’ Quotes
Quote from Ted
J.D.: Ted, you seem different.
Ted: I bought some relaxation tapes. They're working.
J.D.: A patient's blaming me for losing his sense of smell.
Ted: God, you cut off someone's nose? Where is it? Do you have it on you? You're disgusting.
J.D.: No, I just gave him IV imipenem.
Ted: Kelso's gonna blame me. Just get rid of the nose.
J.D.: Ted. Ted, I don't have the nose. Maybe you should calm down.
Ted: Maybe you should calm down!
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: [v.o.] And then I did something I've never done before.
J.D.: Look, doctor, if you flipped the page you'd see that I pan cultured him yesterday, but that would probably get in the way of the peverse pleasure you take in pointing out other people's slip-ups. Well, too bad, Buster Brown, because I'm a resident now and I'm not gonna be making the same silly intern mistakes I made last year. I'd appreciate if you wouldn't stand here and yell at me in front of my patient.
Dr. Cox: Buster Brown?
J.D.: Buster brown.
J.D.: [v.o.] Focus all energy on lip not quivering.
Quote from Janitor
Janitor: How's it going?
J.D.: You can't wear that.
Janitor: You mean after Labor Day?
J.D.: You know what I mean.
Janitor: It's a white coat. Anybody can wear a white coat.
J.D.: Jerk.
Janitor: [to the patient] You're what we call "a goner." I'm kidding. There's nothing here.