Elliot: That girl just asked me to give her my top ten sexual positions, and after the two that I knew, I just started naming insects.
Turk: Elliot, that really sucks. I'm sorry.
Elliot: I'm not sure. I mean, I was mad at you at first. But it's actually kind of empowering to have this persona, this identity. I'm not just some nameless, faceless white doctor, I'm Elliot Reid, tramp.
Turk: Well, that's great. If you're happy, I'm happy.
Elliot: The weird thing is she said she'd already tried stink bug.