J.D. Quote #239
Quote from J.D. in My Overkill
J.D.: [v.o.] Call it wishful thinking, but I couldn't shake this feeling that this was nothing more than a very, very bad dream. [wakes up]
Turk: Good morning, tiger.
J.D.: [v.o.] Of course, I've been wrong before.
J.D.: How could you let a woman kick you out of your bed?
Turk: Baby, why you gotta be so cranky in the mornings?
J.D.: This is unacceptable. You said we were going to sleep head to foot.
Turk: Dude, either way, the naughty bits are still in the middle.
J.D.: Yeah, but with the head to foot alignment, there's no way for them to lock in.
Turk: Could you be more homophobic?
J.D.: I'm not.
[Turk pulls the covers off to reveal J.D. slept fully-clothed in his scrubs]
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Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: You know, Bob, I've been thinking about all the times you've manipulated me and toyed with me, and well, I can't help but recall that children's fable about the race between the tortoise and the pain-in-the-ass chief of medicine that everybody hates. You see, Bob, the pain-in-the-ass chief of medicine that everybody hates kept running in front of the tortoise and taunting him, but right at the end... Oh, gosh, I'm sure you remember what happened, Bob. The tortoise bit clean through the chief of medicine's calf muscle, dragged him to the ground where he and the other turtles devoured him alive right there on the racetrack. It's a disturbing children's book, Bob, I know, but it's one that's stuck with me nonetheless.
Quote from Dr. Kelso
Dr. Kelso: Buzzy, buzz, buzz.
Dr. Cox: I beg your pardon.
Dr. Kelso: Oh, that's the sound of all the bees in your bonnet. And, Perry, even though I could give a rat's ass, I still think it's a pretty sound.
Quote from Elliot
Elliot: [on the phone] Sorry, Mom. It's just, it's gotten really awkward with this guy I was seeing. And... Yes, Mom Yay! I'm straight. Look, I just don't know what to do. Every time I see him, I get so embarrassed. And lonely, and mortified, and I guess I was hoping that you could... About 115 pounds. Fen-phen kills people, Mom. Because I'm a doctor. That's how I know.