Quote from J.D. in My Overkill
J.D.: [v.o.] Call it wishful thinking, but I couldn't shake this feeling that this was nothing more than a very, very bad dream. [wakes up] Turk: Good morning, tiger. J.D.: [v.o.] Of course, I've been wrong before. J.D.: How could you let a woman kick you out of your bed? Turk: Baby, why you gotta be so cranky in the mornings? J.D.: This is unacceptable. You said we were going to sleep head to foot. Turk: Dude, either way, the naughty bits are still in the middle. J.D.: Yeah, but with the head to foot alignment, there's no way for them to lock in. Turk: Could you be more homophobic? J.D.: I'm not. [Turk pulls the covers off to reveal J.D. slept fully-clothed in his scrubs]