Carla Quote #41
Quote from Carla in My Way or the Highway
Dr. Cox: No, tell me he did not fire her.
Carla: You had to do it. You had to show up Kelso and now another nurse is out of a job.
Dr. Cox: Excuse me, I went down there to confront-
Carla: Am I done?
Nurse Roberts: You don't look done.
Carla: You know what your problem is?
Dr. Cox: There are times I put myself-
Carla: Oh, my God. Who answers that question? You see, that is your problem. You think you have the answers to h-h-h-everything, but instead you end up throwing gas on the fire, and everyone else pays the consequences.
Dr. Cox: That's almost exactly what I was going to say.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Way or the Highway’ Quotes
Quote from Doug
Dr. Kelso: Who gets to tell us the symptoms of Ménière's disease? Dr. Murphy?
Doug: Can you use it in a sentence?
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Sorry to interrupt you there, but I gotta ask you a quick question. Now, when you were born, nay, spawned by the Dark Prince himself, did that rat bastard forget to give you a hug before he sent you along your way? Because you can't just let two good nurses go on account of feeling small and insignificant. And besides, with your money, you ought to be able to keep a man tucked away in the closet and bring him out when you want to knock him around, huh? As you were.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: [v.o.] Here's the problem with a surgical consult. I think Mr. Hoffner should be treated medically, but any surgeon is going to want to slice and dice him. You see, surgical and medical interns are like two rival gangs. Not real gangs. More like those cheesy gangs you see in Broadway musicals.
[fantasy: J.D., Elliot and the medical doctors, Turk and the surgeons dance towards each other in the corridor]
All: Surgical, medical, surgical, yeah!
J.D.: [v.o.] Still, I knew there was one surgical intern I could count on.
J.D.: [singing] If you have some moles I will inspect them
Turk: [singing] I'll remove tumours from your brain to your rectum
Both: [singing] Between the two of us there is no wall We're a surgeon and a doc Above it all A surgeon and a doc Above it All