J.D. Quote #1210
Quote from J.D. in His Story III
J.D.: [v.o.] Mr. McNair had locked-in syndrome, a paralysis so severe that he could only communicate through a computer that responds to his eye movements.
Dr. Cox: Check his vitals, Eva.
Mr. McNair: [through computer] Why does he call you a girl's name?
J.D.: Oh, thank you for asking, Mr. McNair. You see, the thing about Dr. Cox is the closer he feels to a person, the more he needs to push them away. So when he calls me Eva, he's actually saying, "J.D., I care about you." Vulnerable people like-
Mr. McNair: Oh, my God. I get it now. Carol. Carol, Carol, Carol, Carol-
J.D.: Now you're being a jerk.
Mr. McNair: Carol
J.D.: Jerk! Jerk! Jerk!
Mr. McNair: Carol, Carol, Carol
Dr. Cox: Newbie!
J.D.: What?
Dr. Cox: I'm relatively certain the computer is broken.
Mr. McNair: Carol, Carol, Carol
J.D.: My bad.
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Keith: But Elliot scares me.
Carla: Elliot is a blonde, 108-pound ski pole from a cul-de-sac in Connecticut. I am an underpaid pregnant nurse from the block, who, over the next six months, will become fatter and angrier. Now, who are you really afraid of?
Keith: The fatty.
Carla: Be careful, Keith.
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Dr. Cox: You're black? 'cause, last I checked, you had a nerdy white best friend, you enjoy Neil Diamond, and you damn sure act like a black guy. And these, my friend, are all characteristics of white guys. Now, please understand, I'm a huge supporter of the NAACP. I mean, if you don't know what stands for, that is the National Association For The Advancement Of Colored People. And quite frankly, I always thought they should change the "Colored People" to "African-Americans." But then of course it wouldn't be the NAACP, it would be the "N quad A," or NAAAA. And I know this probably sounds like a digression, but it actually leads me back to my original point: Do I think you're black? Nah.