J.D.: [v.o.] Mr. McNair had locked-in syndrome, a paralysis so severe that he could only communicate through a computer that responds to his eye movements.
Dr. Cox: Check his vitals, Eva.
Mr. McNair: [through computer] Why does he call you a girl's name?
J.D.: Oh, thank you for asking, Mr. McNair. You see, the thing about Dr. Cox is the closer he feels to a person, the more he needs to push them away. So when he calls me Eva, he's actually saying, "J.D., I care about you." Vulnerable people like-
Mr. McNair: Oh, my God. I get it now. Carol. Carol, Carol, Carol, Carol-
J.D.: Now you're being a jerk.
Mr. McNair: Carol
J.D.: Jerk! Jerk! Jerk!
Mr. McNair: Carol, Carol, Carol
Dr. Cox: Newbie!
J.D.: What?
Dr. Cox: I'm relatively certain the computer is broken.
Mr. McNair: Carol, Carol, Carol
J.D.: My bad.