J.D. Quote #898
Quote from J.D. in My Roommates
J.D.: Behold, the Twinkie from the first day we moved in. I owe you an apology, Turk. Splitsies?
Turk: Of course. [to Carla] Want some?
Carla: No.
Turk: Okay, fine. More for me.
Carla: So, Bambi, what's the deal with all the things you do around here?
J.D.: What do you mean?
Carla: The laundry, the fixing the radiator, the listening to me gossip, and playing stupid games with Turk. How do you make yourself do all that stuff?
J.D.: [v.o.] At the end of the day, the best thing to do for your friends is to be honest.
J.D.: I don't know. I never really thought about it. I guess when you care about someone, you'll do whatever you can to make 'em happy. You know, it's funny. You guys couldn't go one week alone with each other without needing J.Dizzle around. What is up with that?
J.D.: [v.o.] You just have to hope that your honesty doesn't make them realize something they didn't wanna know.
Carla: We're in trouble, aren't we?
Turk: Yeah.
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‘My Roommates’ Quotes
Quote from Jordan
Dr. Cox: I've only actually met the child once, so I think it's pretty important that we figure out a way to spend some alone-time with him.
Jordan: Perry, if I'm gonna be spending a lot of time with someone else's child, it's gonna be with our neighbor's 17-year-old. And don't think he hasn't asked. Oh, Pablo. Hmm.
Quote from Janitor
Janitor: So, I hear you're homeless. I wanna volunteer, give you a place to stay.
J.D.: I don't think so, buddy.
Janitor: Listen, crash in my garage. I guarantee you there will not be another person in there.
[fantasy: J.D. is awoken in the night by animal sounds. He looks up to see a group of raccoons. He touches his face then licks his finger.]
J.D.: You're gonna slather jam on my face and stick a family of raccoons on me, aren't you?
Janitor: Damn it. I've become predictable.
Quote from Todd
J.D.: Thanks for letting us crash here, man.
Todd: The Todd's not accustomed to receiving gentleman callers.
J.D.: Okay. Oh, cool picture. Which one of those guys is you?
Todd: Oh, I don't swim. So there's only one rule if you're gonna stay at "El Casa de Todd". You got to hammock up.
J.D.: Oh, I don't have one of those, Todd.
Todd: No problem. What are you, about a medium?
J.D.: Extra-medium.
Todd: This will work. And it'll look good, too.