J.D.: Behold, the Twinkie from the first day we moved in. I owe you an apology, Turk. Splitsies?
Turk: Of course. [to Carla] Want some?
Carla: No.
Turk: Okay, fine. More for me.
Carla: So, Bambi, what's the deal with all the things you do around here?
J.D.: What do you mean?
Carla: The laundry, the fixing the radiator, the listening to me gossip, and playing stupid games with Turk. How do you make yourself do all that stuff?
J.D.: [v.o.] At the end of the day, the best thing to do for your friends is to be honest.
J.D.: I don't know. I never really thought about it. I guess when you care about someone, you'll do whatever you can to make 'em happy. You know, it's funny. You guys couldn't go one week alone with each other without needing J.Dizzle around. What is up with that?
J.D.: [v.o.] You just have to hope that your honesty doesn't make them realize something they didn't wanna know.
Carla: We're in trouble, aren't we?
Turk: Yeah.