J.D. Quote #554
Quote from J.D. in My Catalyst
J.D.: [v.o.] It's weird. After one day it already felt like he was the type of mentor I always wished Dr. Cox would be. Still, I've gotta stay cool; I know I'm prone to hero worship.
Dr. Casey: Man, the surgeon in me is antsy I need to cut somebody up.
[fantasy: Dr. Casey is operating on J.D.'s brain while he's awake:]
Dr. Casey: Thanks for volunteering. I'm not really that strong on the brain. I think this is the language center.
J.D.: Really? 'Cause I don't feel the... [groans] How cool is that?
Dr. Casey: And this is the foreign language center.
J.D.: [French accent] Impossible! Je ne parle Franais!
Dr. Casey: The cow says...
J.D.: Moo.
Dr. Casey: The sheep says...
J.D.: Baa!
Dr. Casey: Ladies and gentlemen, Macaulay Culkin.
[J.D. pulls the "Home Alone" scream face]
[reality:]
J.D.: The French would help with the ladies.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Catalyst’ Quotes
Quote from Turk
Turk: Oh, hello, Mr. Gallbladder. Don't you get too comfy next to Mr. Liver. Because here comes Dr. Turk's robot laser.
Dr. Wen: Hey, Christopher. I could do without the color commentary.
Turk: Why it gotta be a "color commentary"? 'Cause I'm doing it? Just kiddin'.
Quote from Ted
Dr. Kelso: [horn blares] That ought to keep those damn crows from crapping on my car all the time.
Ted: I doubt they'll be back, sir. You know, unless someone who comes up here every day, trying to find the courage the jump, passes the time by throwing birdseed on your car's hood.
Dr. Kelso: Stop babbling, Ted. No one's ever listening.
Quote from Dr. Cox
J.D.: Dr. Cox? I could use a little help.
Dr. Cox: Beyonce, you could use a lot of help. But, hey, we all have to play the hand the Big Guy dealt us. You know, unless you're lucky enough to have those insanely over-hyped Queer Eye guys show up at your door, but I doubt even they have the brass ones necessary to fix whatever the hell this is...