Dr. Cox Quote #278
Quote from Dr. Cox in My Interpretation
J.D.: Now Mr. Mueller is doing so much better, I'm not sure if telling him the truth is even the best thing for him.
Dr. Cox: So what you're saying is you have a problem that is totally your problem, but you'd like to find a way to make that problem my problem? But, here's the problem, Newbie, it's not my problem. So what do you say we stop talking about the janitor's junk? I'd like to hear nussing about ze German and don't even mention Tasty Coma Wife, even though I know she's on your mind.
J.D.: No, she's not.
[fantasy:] Jamie: Yes, I am.
Dr. Cox: Well, since we are sharing, I have to go and face Jordan and tell her that I didn't ditch her little hatchling on account of being lazy. I did it because whenever I'm alone with that child, you know what I feel? Nothing. What do you say, you wanna trade your big problems for mine?
J.D.: No, thanks.
Dr. Cox: It was worth a try.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Interpretation’ Quotes
Quote from Janitor
J.D.: Okay, I still wanna refer you to a dermatologist, but it looks benign to me.
Janitor: Benign... Benign-and-a-half.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: Look... Janitor, I'm gonna be straight with you. I saw your penis and I noticed a possible melanoma that you should really have checked out.
Janitor: When did you see my penis?
J.D.: Last night, when you were showering.
Janitor: Where were you?
J.D.: Oh, I was outside in the bushes. Look, it was just a coincidence, man. If you had looked out the window you would have seen my penis.
Janitor: What?! Why?!
J.D.: Because I had it out while I was looking at yours.
Quote from Ted
Carla: If you're having dreams about another woman, maybe you're not ready for marriage.
Turk: Baby.
Carla: Just take it. Are you crazy? Baby, it was only a sex dream. Everybody has them. Right, Ted?
Ted: Oh, no, not me. I just have the one dream over and over. I hold his head under the water till the last bubble goes bloop.
Dr. Kelso: Ted. What's the ETA on those Double Stufs?
Ted: Bloop.