Dr. Cox Quote #220
Quote from Dr. Cox in My Sex Buddy
Elliot: Dr. Cox. I just wanted to let you know that Turk did the right thing by taking my patients off of my service.
Dr. Cox: No. What that yellow-bellied scalpel jock should have done was go down to surgery and schedule himself for an early-morning add-a-pair-domy. That way, if it took, he'd have the stones to at least come and talk to you next time he had a problem.
Elliot: I just can't seem to stop letting my life out there affect my life in here, you know?
Dr. Cox: Well, hell, Barbie, look at me. It's not like I've always been the centered, well-adjusted Guy Smiley you see walking down the halls of this dump. I mean, stuff like that takes time, but eventually you learn to keep your personal problems separate from this place.
Elliot: So, what do I do until then?
Dr. Cox: Get your damn life in order. Oh, and, Barbie, let's say word was to get out that Uncle Cox was doling out the feel-goods, I'll make you pay. You have no idea. Huge.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Sex Buddy’ Quotes
Quote from Elliot
Turk: Are you watching Sesame Street?
Elliot: You know, when I was a kid, I had my first sex dream about Mr. Hooper. At least, I think it was a sex dream. He was trying to choke me.
Turk: Yeah, that's sweet.
Quote from J.D.
Elliot: The point is, we were stressed-out and vulnerable and we made a mistake.
J.D.: Four times. And a half, if you count that last thing.
Elliot: By the way, that third time, wow! Where did you learn that?
[flashback:]
Turk: What are you watching, buddy?
J.D.: Animal Planet.
Turk: Why does that one monkey keep biting the other one on the ass?
J.D.: I don't know, but she seems to love it.
[present:]
J.D.: The Congo.
Quote from Dr. Kelso
Dr. Kelso: Does this name-tag say "Chief of Medicine"?
J.D.: Uh, yes, sir.
Dr. Kelso: Funny. Because that couple back there thought it said "I'm Bob. Ask me about your baby's Johnson." Dammit, In my hospital we do not go out on a limb with our opinions.
Carla: So what, if a patient has questions in your hospital, you just ignore them?
Dr. Kelso: Look, stay away from definite answers. Leave yourself some wiggle room. Say things like "We'll do what we can" or "We'll get back to you on that". Or "Hell, I don't know."
J.D.: Couldn't think of a third one?
Dr. Kelso: That was the third one, assface.