Dr. Kelso: Does this name-tag say "Chief of Medicine"?
J.D.: Uh, yes, sir.
Dr. Kelso: Funny. Because that couple back there thought it said "I'm Bob. Ask me about your baby's Johnson." Dammit, In my hospital we do not go out on a limb with our opinions.
Carla: So what, if a patient has questions in your hospital, you just ignore them?
Dr. Kelso: Look, stay away from definite answers. Leave yourself some wiggle room. Say things like "We'll do what we can" or "We'll get back to you on that". Or "Hell, I don't know."
J.D.: Couldn't think of a third one?
Dr. Kelso: That was the third one, assface.