Elliot Quote #138
Quote from Elliot in My Lucky Day
Elliot: A lawsuit? So you're suing me because you're not dying?
Mr. Bragin: Dr. Reid, I didn't want to face my own mortality. You forced me to. Now I can't earn any money because my job seems trivial. I can't be in a relationship, because what's the point? Oh, and here's the topper. Remember my horrible, judgmental father I hadn't spoken to in 15 years? Well, good news, doc, we've patched things up. And guess who's coming over Saturday to watch the game and tell me what a jerk I am?
Elliot: Well, you asked me to estimate how much time you had left!
Mr. Bragin: And you told me I'd be dead by now.
Elliot: Well, you're not! So, sue me!
Mr. Bragin: I am.
Elliot: It was a figure of speech. And your dad was right about you.
Mr. Bragin: Why don't you tell him yourself.
Mr. Bragin, Sr.: Hey, Assface.
Mr. Bragin: Hiya, Pops.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Lucky Day’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Kelso
Elliot: Dr. Kelso, why does everything keep happening to me?
Dr. Kelso: Take a breath, Dr. Reid. In and out. That's it, that's it. Now, you went to four years of college and four years of medical school, so I can safely presume that you are at least eight. My God, little girl, grow up and say how-do to the world of modern medicine. My God, I've been sued four times.
Ted: [whispers] Ten times.
Quote from Nurse Roberts
J.D.: Thanks for starting the Solumedrol on my TTP patient. I'm sorry I'm being such a pain about this guy. It's just Dr. Cox and I have this little competition going. And I know that probably seems insensitive to you-
Nurse Roberts: Sweetheart, you don't have to explain yourself to me. But you better get your story straight when you come face-to-face with Jesus.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: Look, Elliot, my dad's an office supplies salesman, a bad one. So things were a little different for me growing up.
[flashback:]
Sam Dorian: See, this is a bicycle bell. Now, you hold onto this, because I'm gonna give you a different part every year. Maybe after the party we can take it out for a spin.
Young J.D.: Great.
[present:]
J.D.: Still waiting on that kickstand.