Dr. Cox Quote #204
Quote from Dr. Cox in My Fruit Cups
Julie: So, is your ex-wife like, "all women are crazy" crazy, or more like "that assistant who tasered David Spade" crazy?
Dr. Cox: You've got to try and understand, she's going through a rough time right now, and I'm the one she's used to leaning on, which in her current condition is actually causing me more physical pain than it is emotional. But, still, it sure was silly of her to try to make me choose between the two of you.
Julie: I guess it was a pretty easy decision, huh?
[Dr. Cox turns back towards the couch with the two drinks he's poured:]
Dr. Cox: Well, when I really had a chance to think about it, it turns out it was the easiest decision I ever made. I was always going to wind up with you.
Jordan: So the whole vulnerable crying thing worked, huh?
Dr. Cox: I never had a chance.
Jordan: You do realize I'm pregnant, don't you?
Dr. Cox: Yeah, they're both for me.
Jordan: Cheers.
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Quote from J.D.
Janitor: Yep, we got him. And he's gonna pay.
J.D.: They're actually arresting him for stealing pudding and toilet paper?
Janitor: No, they found 20 bottles of Vicodin in his backpack. Did you steal pudding and toilet paper?
J.D.: What? No! I hate pudding and I don't use toilet paper. I have one of those French things that shoots water up your butt.
Janitor: Bidet?
J.D.: Bidet to you, sir.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Look, morning sickness sucks. Believe me, I know. I've been there. Hey, Jordan, are you- Are you crying?
Jordan: No. I don't know. I'm just completely hormonal. I mean, you try going from out-of-control horny to clinically depressed six times a day.
Dr. Cox: Give me a break. I can knock that out on the way to work.
Quote from Turk
Turk: This is the reason why your headache didn't go away. That's actually pronounced analgesic, not "anal"-gesic. Sir, the pills go in your mouth.