Dr. Kelso Quote #313
Quote from Dr. Kelso in His Story IV
Dr. Kelso: Hey, son. How you doing?
Brian: Well, even though no one ever comes every time I hit this nurse's button, I feel a little better.
Dr. Kelso: That's morphine.
Brian: That explains it.
Dr. Kelso: Hey, uh, thanks for checkin' in on me. You're a lot like my Sergeant. Sergeant Borden. He was hands-on, too. Always trying to be in the game.
Dr. Kelso: [v.o.] That's how you get people around you to listen to you, Bob. Be like this kid's Sergeant, and get back in the game. Right after you follow that cupcake. If she puts it down for even a second, it's yours! No! Now, dammit!
Scrubs Quotes
‘His Story IV’ Quotes
Quote from Janitor
J.D.: Come on, no one wants to debate Iraq with me?
Janitor: I'll debate Iraq with you.
J.D.: Prepare to be dazzled.
Janitor: Okay, in my opinion we should be looking for Bin Laden in Pakistan.
J.D.: Do you have that globe nearby?
Quote from Dr. Kelso
J.D.: [v.o.] Since Elliot bought a house, I had to look for a place to live. Time to get out of my head and into an apartment.
J.D.: Hey, Dr. Kelso. [pats Dr. Kelso on the shoulder]
Dr. Kelso: [v.o.] I actually don't mind that goofy bastard, if he were gay he would be perfect for my son. Harrison's been looking for a new power bottom.
Quote from J.D.
Turk: [on the phone] Hey, buddy. You found an apartment yet?
[J.D. is on a park bench reading "The Iraq War for Dummies"]
J.D.: No, man, I feel like an idiot so I've been reading up on this whole Iraq war situation. You know what's so messed up? I just got to the part where President Bush gave his "mission accomplished" speech on a battleship, and I still got, like, 400 more pages to go.