Dr. Kelso: Hey, son. How you doing?
Brian: Well, even though no one ever comes every time I hit this nurse's button, I feel a little better.
Dr. Kelso: That's morphine.
Brian: That explains it.
Dr. Kelso: Hey, uh, thanks for checkin' in on me. You're a lot like my Sergeant. Sergeant Borden. He was hands-on, too. Always trying to be in the game.
Dr. Kelso: [v.o.] That's how you get people around you to listen to you, Bob. Be like this kid's Sergeant, and get back in the game. Right after you follow that cupcake. If she puts it down for even a second, it's yours! No! Now, dammit!