Elliot Quote #407
Quote from Elliot in My Buddy's Booty
J.D.: You know what? I'll do it. If my partner-in-crime here'll join me.
Elliot: J.D., booty calls are pathetic.
Carla: More pathetic than e-mailing your high school boyfriend to see if his marriage is holding up? Hello?
[Carla and Turk high-five]
Turk: Black hand side.
Elliot: Carla, Mike Gorski wrote "keep in touch" in my yearbook and that's all I'm doing, okay? Yes, he did say that his wife Carol is his soul mate and yes, they have adorable twins, but he also said that he wished she knew how to ski, so let's just see if they're together come winter. Yes, J.D., I will do this with you.
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‘My Buddy's Booty’ Quotes
Quote from Janitor
Janitor: So, I'm late 'cause Dorian parked his scooter behind my new van. I practically punctured a tire backing over the thing. Kid drives me crazy.
Dr. Cox: A new van, huh?
Janitor: Well, you blew up the old one over a bet. Remember?
Dr. Cox: Right. Dorian drives me crazy too. But what are you going to do about it?
[later, Dr. Cox and the Janitor watch J.D. as he sleeps in his apartment:]
Janitor: I stole this from his locker. I come by here a couple times a week and just move stuff around. Turn off his alarm. Maybe cut his bangs.
Dr. Cox: You're clearly in need of help, but gosh darn it, I'm not gonna give it to ya.
Quote from Janitor
Dr. Cox: [laughing] You're right. But, you know... You know what else I hate about Kelso? His hair smells like a pet store.
Janitor: Oh, actually, that's my fault. I filled his hairspray can with dog sweat.
Dr. Cox: Dogs don't sweat.
Janitor: No?
Dr. Cox: No.
Janitor: What the hell am I putting in there?
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: I'm- I'm actually saving that for someone.
Elderly Woman: That's not allowed.
Dr. Cox: Fair enough. Say, that's a real nice pantsuit you have there.
Elderly Woman: Oh, well, thank you. It's 40 percent off.
Dr. Cox: Let's say you swing by my place and see if we can't get it 100 percent off?
[The woman walks away in disgust]
Dr. Cox: Had to be done.
Janitor: Thanks, chief. I've got your next one.