Quote from Janitor in My Buddy's Booty
Dr. Cox: [laughing] You're right. But, you know... You know what else I hate about Kelso? His hair smells like a pet store. Janitor: Oh, actually, that's my fault. I filled his hairspray can with dog sweat. Dr. Cox: Dogs don't sweat. Janitor: No? Dr. Cox: No. Janitor: What the hell am I putting in there?