J.D.: You know what? I'll do it. If my partner-in-crime here'll join me.
Elliot: J.D., booty calls are pathetic.
Carla: More pathetic than e-mailing your high school boyfriend to see if his marriage is holding up? Hello?
[Carla and Turk high-five]
Turk: Black hand side.
Elliot: Carla, Mike Gorski wrote "keep in touch" in my yearbook and that's all I'm doing, okay? Yes, he did say that his wife Carol is his soul mate and yes, they have adorable twins, but he also said that he wished she knew how to ski, so let's just see if they're together come winter. Yes, J.D., I will do this with you.