‘My Lips Are Sealed’
Season 4, Episode 21 - Aired April 5, 2005
As J.D. tries to convince Carla to get back together with Turk, they inadvertently share a drunken kiss. Meanwhile, Elliot is ashamed after laughing at a patient, and the Janitor uses his new interest in photography to bust Dr. Cox for his rough-and-tumble attitude to Jack's safety on the playground.
Quote from Jordan
Jordan: Okay, we just saw the plastic surgeon. Jack is fine, but if the cut was 4 inches to the left and 7 inches deeper, it could have potentially scratched his eye.
Dr. Cox: That was a close one.
Quote from Turk
J.D.: This is nice, the three of us sitting together again like a three musketeers.
Carla: Yeah. And I need you guys to scrape your plates before you put them in the dishwasher.
Turk: She's back. My baby's back!
Quote from Dr. Cox
Man: Hey. Your kid's back on the jungle gym.
Dr. Cox: Oh, sure.
Man: Guess your wife backed down.
Dr. Cox: You bet your sweet ass she did.
J.D.: [v.o.] Even if it involves a compromise.
[Jack is wearing a helmet and full protective gear as he hangs from the jungle gym]
Dr. Cox: Hey, Jack! Just blink when you want me to get you down. Just give me the old blink-a-roonie. [to the other parent] Terrific athlete. I'm thinking 2016 Olympics. Oh, god, was that a blink? Excuse me.