‘My Fifteen Seconds’
Season 3, Episode 7 - Aired November 20, 2003
J.D.'s relationship with Danni (guest star Tara Reid) seems to be going well, much to the annoyance of Dr. Cox. When J.D. and Dr. Cox treat Jill Tracy (Nicole Sullivan), they find they don't have much time to listen to their patient. Meanwhile, Dr. Kelso goes temporarily deaf because of cheap stethoscopes, and Elliot snaps at Carla after her medical advice backfires.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: Look, Danni, I know you're upset about your sister and I-
Danni: J.D., if I didn't go out with the guys my sister slept with, I wouldn't have even had a date to the prom.
J.D.: Then what is it?
Danni: Last night I told you I was falling in love with you. And you know what you said?
J.D.: "Thank you"?
Danni: You asked me if I wanted to go get pizza.
J.D.: No. Pineapple pizza.
Quote from Janitor
Janitor: [over P.A.] A quick note for all my comatose listeners out there: all your lovers have moved on. But, if it's any consolation, my sources tell me they're happy. Well, snooze, you lose. In other news-
Dr. Kelso: Get off that thing.