‘My Buddy's Booty’
Season 5, Episode 11 - Aired February 28, 2006
Dr. Cox and J.D. have to put their favorite patient, Mrs. Wilk, in a medically-induced coma for a week. Over the course of the week, arguments break out between the hospital staff as J.D. and Elliot decide to relieve their stress with "booty calls" from their interns, Carla asks Turk to petition Dr. Kelso to add equipment for women to the hospital gym, and Dr. Cox and the Janitor bond at a bar.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: [v.o.] Everyone has their own way of getting stuff off their mind. Some people like to work it off. Others try to drink it away. For me, I had heard that the piercing girl at the mall was easy.
J.D.: Thanks for penciling me in. Maybe later you could show me where else you're pierced.
Woman: Why wait till later?
J.D.: All right.
J.D.: [screams] I feel so close to you right now. [zipper unzips; screaming]