J.D.: [v.o.] Everyone has their own way of getting stuff off their mind. Some people like to work it off. Others try to drink it away. For me, I had heard that the piercing girl at the mall was easy.
J.D.: Thanks for penciling me in. Maybe later you could show me where else you're pierced.
Woman: Why wait till later?
J.D.: All right.
J.D.: [screams] I feel so close to you right now. [zipper unzips; screaming]