Moira: I never meant for you to think that I didn't wanna spend any time with you. Well I hope it's not too late to make up for lost time.
Alexis: Okay. What is your favourite season?
Moira: [inhales sharply] Awards.

David: Alexis seems to think you like me more.
Moira: Alexis, don't be ridiculous! This is exactly the kind of paranoia that makes me wary of spending time with you.
Alexis: I was sitting right here, and you chose to eat lunch alone.
Moira: That is simply not true! I didn't see you. At first. Alexis, I would be absolutely glee-ridden if you would have lunch with me. Today.
Alexis: No, no, no, no, no. I wasn't actually...
Moira: You'll meet me at the cafe for their one o'clock sitting.

Alexis: Well, you wouldn't need these if you were having lunch with David.
Moira: Oh, Alexis, please. I wasn't even sure you'd show up.
Alexis: [scoffs] Why wouldn't I show up?
Moira: You've never wanted to spend time alone with me. There, I said it.
Alexis: You never asked.
Moira: Bordeaux?! The trip I planned for the two of us?
Alexis: That was a wine tasting tour, and I was seven years old!
Moira: You could've used the spittoon. That's what the other children did.

Stevie: I just wanna make sure that we're still fine, you know, down the line. Because what if things get complicated?
David: What would make things complicated?
Stevie: Nothing! But the last thing we want is a situation where one person is breaking up with another person, and that person is hurt, because things have gotten complicated!
David: Okay, I'm starting to feel like I'm trapped in an Avril Lavigne lyric here. And while I not-so-secretly love Avril, and have paid very close attention to her battle with Lyme disease... Um, I don't know why we're...

Alexis: Don't worry, David, I've been in this situation like, the most times, except I'm always the girl getting into the truck.

Moira: So, how are working at the animal hos- Uh, how is working at the animal hospital?
Alexis: Fine.
Moira: That's marvellous. And uh, your daily exercise routine...
Alexis: What are you looking at?
Moira: It's- Well, it's a napkin.
Alexis: Let me see this. You had to prepare questions?!
Moira: I wouldn't categorize them as questions exactly.
Alexis: "What's your favourite colour?"
Moira: Black.
Alexis: That's one of the questions! It's right after, "How is your job at the animal hospital?"
Moira: Is it a crime, Alexis, that I had so many queries for you that I wrote them down in anticipation of forgetting them?

Alexis: Hey. Um, you don't need me to work through lunch today, do you?
Ted: Would that be to make up for the work you were supposed to be doing this morning?
Alexis: I took one tiny break to watch two episodes of "Scandal" with Mrs. McCreary, while she waited for her dog!

Johnny: Well, good evening. David, Stevie.
Stevie: Mr. Rose.
Johnny: Hello again. I take it we'll be dining together as a group tonight? Or will you be taking turns?
David: Um, first of all, what are you doing here?! And second, we're gonna need a minute. So...

Johnny: Hey, hey, David, isn't that your friend?
Moira: Oh, I didn't recognize him clothed.
David: Yeah, I don't know what he's doing here.
Alexis: You sure, David, 'cause I've got a pretty good idea.
Moira: Alexis, don't be crass.

David: What are you doing here?
Jake: Well, I was just in the neighbourhood.
David: I just thought after last week, we decided to avoid the motel. Like, generally speaking.
Moira: David, what should we do?
Johnny: Should we be walking ahead, how far ahead should we be walking?
Alexis: I'm just gonna walk, 'cause I don't even care what's going on right now.
David: Keep walking, okay?! Walk, walk, walk! Um what's going on? [David sees Stevie leave the reception] Oh. Okay, um, so you weren't here for me today. Okay.
Jake: Well, it's just a casual hang, you know, we talked about it.
David: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's totally fine, I'm just I'm tasting metal, for some reason.