‘The Throuple’
Season 3, Episode 2 - Aired January 17, 2017
Things get awkward between David and Stevie in their relationships with Jake. Meanwhile, Johnny helps out at the cafe, and Moira and Alexis try to spend some time together.
Quote from David
Stevie: So huh, this is new.
David: Well, a lot more people are seeing my body these days, so I just thought I would...
Quote from Stevie
Stevie: Okay. If you knew somebody was planning on breaking up with you, wouldn't you wanna be the one to break up with him first?
David: Okay, if you think he's going to break up with you and you wanna be the first one to do it, I say, be the first one to do it.
Stevie: Okay, I'm doing this wrong. I need to be more direct.
David: Yes, by just telling him how you feel. I think it'll benefit everyone.
David: I meant you!
Stevie: Me? I'm trying to warn you-
David: That you are going to be ending things with him. And I appreciate that, but message has been delivered. Loud and clear.
David: [cell phone rings] Oh. Okay, it's Jake, so um... Oh, okay. Don't worry, I'm gonna let you tell him.
Quote from Moira
Alexis: Um, I love having salad for lunch. It's just, it's not heavy.
Moira: No, well, a heavy salad might as well be a casserole.
Quote from David
Jake: I know this hasn't been easy on you lately, and that doesn't make me feel good. And I know Stevie's been feeling it a little bit, too.
Stevie: Has she?
Jake: That's why I think there's only one thing for me to do.
Stevie: Oh, I should go.
Jake: No. No. Okay I think we all need to be in this together. Now, you've been with each other, and you've both been with me. Let's all be with us.
David: Let's all be with us?
Jake: All of us. Together.
David: Mm, 'Kay.
Stevie: Yeah I don't think that's gonna work.
Quote from Stevie
David: To be clear, you were going to go on a date with him, knowing that he had just broken up with me?
Stevie: No, I wasn't.
David: Uh, you showed up for the date.
Stevie: No, I didn't.
David: You're literally here in the restaurant!
Stevie: Because I was gonna tell him that I was breaking up with him.
David: Oh, okay.
Stevie: Uh, yeah, fine. [sighs] But if it makes you feel any better, nobody hates me more than me. Generally speaking.
David: Fair enough, I would've done the same thing.