Moira Quote #289
Quote from Moira in The Throuple
Moira: So, how are working at the animal hos- Uh, how is working at the animal hospital?
Alexis: Fine.
Moira: That's marvellous. And uh, your daily exercise routine...
Alexis: What are you looking at?
Moira: It's- Well, it's a napkin.
Alexis: Let me see this. You had to prepare questions?!
Moira: I wouldn't categorize them as questions exactly.
Alexis: "What's your favourite colour?"
Moira: Black.
Alexis: That's one of the questions! It's right after, "How is your job at the animal hospital?"
Moira: Is it a crime, Alexis, that I had so many queries for you that I wrote them down in anticipation of forgetting them?
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘The Throuple’ Quotes
Quote from Moira
Moira: I never meant for you to think that I didn't wanna spend any time with you. Well I hope it's not too late to make up for lost time.
Alexis: Okay. What is your favourite season?
Moira: [inhales sharply] Awards.
Quote from Moira
David: Alexis seems to think you like me more.
Moira: Alexis, don't be ridiculous! This is exactly the kind of paranoia that makes me wary of spending time with you.
Alexis: I was sitting right here, and you chose to eat lunch alone.
Moira: That is simply not true! I didn't see you. At first. Alexis, I would be absolutely glee-ridden if you would have lunch with me. Today.
Alexis: No, no, no, no, no. I wasn't actually...
Moira: You'll meet me at the cafe for their one o'clock sitting.
Quote from Moira
Alexis: Well, you wouldn't need these if you were having lunch with David.
Moira: Oh, Alexis, please. I wasn't even sure you'd show up.
Alexis: [scoffs] Why wouldn't I show up?
Moira: You've never wanted to spend time alone with me. There, I said it.
Alexis: You never asked.
Moira: Bordeaux?! The trip I planned for the two of us?
Alexis: That was a wine tasting tour, and I was seven years old!
Moira: You could've used the spittoon. That's what the other children did.