Quote from Moira in The Throuple
Alexis: Well, you wouldn't need these if you were having lunch with David. Moira: Oh, Alexis, please. I wasn't even sure you'd show up. Alexis: [scoffs] Why wouldn't I show up? Moira: You've never wanted to spend time alone with me. There, I said it. Alexis: You never asked. Moira: Bordeaux?! The trip I planned for the two of us? Alexis: That was a wine tasting tour, and I was seven years old! Moira: You could've used the spittoon. That's what the other children did.