Moira: Okay, John, I'm going to throw another name at you: Ronnie. Owns her own business, no kids. Clearly doesn't spend any money on herself.

Moira: I'm, I'm sorry, I'm, I'm not comprehending.
Roland: We... are buying into the business. Say hello to your new business partners.
Moira: Oh, well, if that's not cause for alcohol I don't know what is.

Johnny: Well, she said there was nothing she could do. Apparently, I don't have enough assets.
Roland: Yeah, she said apparently Johnny doesn't have enough assets.
Johnny: Yeah, and the problem is, how do you get assets... without the loan?
Roland: But the the problem is, how do you get assets without a loan?
Johnny: Roland, you're not adding anything to the sentence, you're just repeating what I said.

Moira: Alexis, what have I told you about putting your body on the internet? Never! Never without proper lighting.
Alexis: Can everyone get out, please?! I haven't seen my boyfriend in like eight days.
Moira: And I haven't seen my furry Fendi's for weeks.

Alexis: What a coincidence. I've been thinking about you a lot. At nighttime. I've been all alone and lonely.
David: [horrified gasp]
Alexis: Oh! Oh my God, David! Knock much?!
Ted: [on Skype] Hi, David!
David: Hi. Is he dressed?
Alexis: Yes!
David: Ugh. Forget it.
Alexis: Okay, we're celebrating our anniversary. Can you give us some privacy, please?

Johnny: Kids, just wanna let you know I'm taking the car this morning.
Alexis: Ugh!
David: Mm. You might wanna say hi to Ted. He and Alexis were about to engage in cyber-sex.
Alexis: [frustrated] Mm!
Johnny: Hi, Ted.
Ted: [on Skype] Hi, Mr. Rose.

Ted: [on Skype] Hi, Mrs. Rose!
Alexis: No. We're not engaging with them. Everybody out so I can finish off with Ted!
David: Sick!
Alexis: Ugh! Goodbye, please!
Moira: Found them!

Stevie: What took you so long?
David: Uh, you said it was an emergency, so I came straight here.
Stevie: You stopped for coffee?
David: And a breakfast burrito that I got to go. So what's going on?

David: You know that I was once told that I would make an excellent flight attendant.
Stevie: Hmm! By who?
David: Sandy, the hostess on our private plane. She once let me de-bone a branzino during turbulence.
Stevie: So what're you trying to say? You don't think I have what it takes to be a flight attendant?
David: No. I just think if it's between the two of us, we all know who's getting the job.

Carol: Well, it is so exciting to see how much interest there is in Larry Air. Oh, I should mention, if anyone here is involved in the class-action lawsuit against Larry Air, you are disqualified from applying. [a couple of people get up and leave] All right, why don't we go around, and I'll have each of you state your name and tell us what you consider your biggest weakness.
David: Ooh!
Stevie: Me? Um... Stevie Budd, and um... I'd say my biggest weakness is... that I'm disorganized.
David: Ooh, that's true.
Stevie: And, um, I'm indecisive.
David: Yes.
Stevie: Uh... I also...
Carol: Okay. We just needed one.