Quote from Alexis in The Job Interview
Alexis: What a coincidence. I've been thinking about you a lot. At nighttime. I've been all alone and lonely. David: [horrified gasp] Alexis: Oh! Oh my God, David! Knock much?! Ted: [on Skype] Hi, David! David: Hi. Is he dressed? Alexis: Yes! David: Ugh. Forget it. Alexis: Okay, we're celebrating our anniversary. Can you give us some privacy, please?