David: Okay, do you still need to use the restroom?
Patrick: What? Nope. Uh, came here for you. So we should go.
Ronnie: Thanks for checking in.
David: [to Patrick] Is everything okay? You look more pale than normal.

Jocelyn: Maybe there's a better role for you.
Alexis: What's better than the lead?
Moira: Yes, I'm curious about that as well.
Jocelyn: Kit Kat Club Dancer Number Six! Hah!
Alexis: Sorry?
Jocelyn: She doesn't have a lot of lines, but she has a very sexy costume, and a lot of face time on stage, which I know that you love.
Alexis: I love both of those things. Okay, um would that require like, another audition?
Jocelyn: No, no! No, the part is yours.

Moira: Jocelyn, how wonderfully generous of us.
Alexis: Okay. Well, I'm guess I'll have to put you in touch with my agent. But I think you already have her number. And we'll get going on negotiations!
Moira: I would have my agent accept that offer, dear.
Jocelyn: Yes.

Patrick: So what would be the update on the tiles, then?
Ronnie: Funny you should ask. I was just heading out to run them over.
David: Hmm. So I wonder if you still need the basket, then.
Ronnie: Oh, I still need the basket.

Patrick: Ronnie, we want to apologize for the miscommunication this afternoon.
David: We?
Patrick: What's that? This is just a- an expression of our continued appreciation.
Ronnie: I don't see any of that blue cheese in here.
Patrick: David, did you put any of the blue cheese in there for Ronnie?
David: That cheese was very expensive.
Patrick: We'd be happy to run some over.

Patrick: So, uh, does this mean that the whole project could be wrapped up then, by tonight?
Ronnie: Did I just say that I was heading out right now?
David: Yes, she did!
Patrick: She did, great. Uh so, should we just jump in with you?
Ronnie: I don't think so.
David: What about just me then, Ronnie? This went well... I think.
Patrick: Yeah.

Patrick: David, look. Ronnie is sitting in that booth with Roland, laughing about something.
David: Okay.
Patrick: She says she's working as fast as she can. We don't have a bathroom, David!
David: I'm well aware of that.
Patrick: You know, my uncle's a contractor. I know how this works, you've gotta stay on top of it, or they will find a million reasons to just drag it out.
David: Mmm-hmm, well, my ex-best friend was a crisis manager, and she told me multiple times, not to talk to anyone. Especially while they're eating. So I'm gonna just...

Johnny: Well, you got back at the perfect time. Elmdale Moto Lodge just won "Best Motel Suite." Coincidentally, the Hospies Committee just had their retreat there last fall. I'm not saying something's up, but uh...

Emcee: The winner is Rosebud Motel.
Johnny: Oh! Yes! Stevie, we did it! Oh, my God! Oh! Stevie! Look at her, she's stunned!

Jocelyn: Alexis, after very careful consideration, I've decided that you are overqualified for the role.
Alexis: I know, but I'm totally fine with that.
Jocelyn: And I really value you as our in-house publicist.
Moira: Jocelyn, no. Oh, we can see where this is going.
Jocelyn: Part of me thinks that maybe we should give the role to somebody who really needs it.
Moira: Oh, Alexis, I wanted to fight for you, but I had to recuse myself as your Mummy!