David: Hm. Okay, um... is there a package lower than the bronze package? Perhaps a copper package?
Clive: [laughs] No, we can't accommodate that.
Patrick: Did you not ask to see the prices in advance?
David: They don't provide...
Clive: We don't provide pricing in advance.
Stevie: Well, now we know why.

David: This might be the worst day of my life.
Clive: Okay, look. Um, you're clearly very desperate and I'm feeling terribly for you.
David: I don't love the way you phrase that.

Alexis: Um... I will not be here in one month, so I guess that makes me... the dead weight?
Clive: I'm feeling a little tension.
Patrick: We're gonna find another venue, okay? We can't get married without Alexis.
David: Why? She's the one that can't wait to get out of here. I once dated someone who left me for a stuffed animal. I'm not having my big day...
Patrick: Our...
David: Our big day compromised because Alexis wanted to chill in a tankini for six months.

Alexis: Well, I guess congratulations are in order.
David: We didn't end up taking the venue.
Alexis: Really? What stopped you? Did they like, run out of sandwiches or... ?
David: Uh, yes. But that's not why. We don't want to get married without you here, okay?
Patrick: And?
Stevie: And, David?
David: And I didn't mean to make you feel excluded from the day. Then again, when all you talk about is how excited you are to get out of here, I don't really feel like including you in stuff.

Patrick: David, just say you're sorry so we can get your sister to the airport, okay?
David: Nevertheless...
Alexis: Mm-hmm.
David: I might have overreacted and for that, I am apologetic.
Stevie: Wow.
Alexis: So, you're sorry.
Stevie: I knew there was a reason I came on this trip.
David: My God. I am remorseful over an action I participated in.

Patrick: Dammit!
David: What is going on?
Patrick: Car won't start.
Alexis: What?! Well, I can't be late for my flight!
David: Okay, well why don't you go inside and ask Clive for help then?
Alexis: Because my feet are killing me, David.
David: Oh my God!
Patrick: Why don't we go inside and see if there's anything Clive can do, okay?
David: Why do I feel like Clive doesn't handle stress well?

Stevie: I might still be a bit boozy...
Alexis: Yes, I can confirm that.
Stevie: But... I've actually been jealous of your trip. Like, you're getting out there, seeing the world. And now that Cabaret's over, I feel like I might need to be doing more of that. I just wish I had your... what's going on? Because I think I might be in the middle of giving you a compliment for the first time, so.
Alexis: Yes, and I am super touched, it's just that I'm having trouble getting my boarding pass. Like, do they not let people in economy check in for the flight?

Moira: John, you won't believe what's happened!
Johnny: What happened was, you left me alone, struggling to get out of a creek! The algae was so slippery, the cop had to throw me his fishing line.

Moira: Well, button back up your birthday tux, John, because I've just found out the "Crows" movie is back in business!
Johnny: What?
Moira: Yes! Apparently it's been picked up by Interflex, a brand new streaming service. Can you believe that?
Johnny: Moira, you were just saying what a relief it was to have the ups and downs of your career behind you, and...
Moira: I know, right? How serendipitous is this? At the precise moment I choose to walk away, the industry comes crawling back to me on all fours.
Johnny: I just worry about the next time it's not great news.
Moira: A new day has dawned. It took my accepting that I could quit at any time to realize I mustn’t, John. Ever.
Johnny: If this is what you really want, then I'm... I'm happy for you.
Moira: Thank you, John. It appears officer fly fish has taken his leave, how about that dip?
Johnny: Oh, I think the moment has passed.

Patrick: Okay, roadside assistance isn't gonna be here for the next hour, so we're going to call you a cab.
David: And Clive didn't have jumper cables because he doesn't drive because he's scared of car horns.