David Quote #482

Quote from David in Smoke Signals

Alexis: Um... I will not be here in one month, so I guess that makes me... the dead weight?
Clive: I'm feeling a little tension.
Patrick: We're gonna find another venue, okay? We can't get married without Alexis.
David: Why? She's the one that can't wait to get out of here. I once dated someone who left me for a stuffed animal. I'm not having my big day...
Patrick: Our...
David: Our big day compromised because Alexis wanted to chill in a tankini for six months.

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 ‘Smoke Signals’ Quotes

Quote from Moira

Moira: How mercurial is life? We all imagine being carried from the ashes by the Goddess Artemis and here I get a balatron from Barnum and Bailey. [small laugh]
Roland: Okay. I, I have no idea what that means, but it doesn't sound good.

Quote from Moira

Moira: We seem to have found ourselves alone again, Mr. Rose.
Johnny: Moira, that was 15 years ago!
Moira: Mm-hm?
Johnny: What if someone sees us?
Moira: Who knows what will befall us tomorrow, John? You could be hit by a Mack truck, or bopped on the head by a tiny piece of space debris!

Quote from Johnny

Johnny: Well, you're here now, Moira, and so am I. And, with your career behind you, we'll be able to... take advantage of more days like this. Does this not remind you of that wellness retreat we went to in Evian, right after Alexis ended things with Sean Penn?
Moira: Yes. You and I wandered down to the lake, ne'ery a person to be found. Bid adieu to our clothing and let the cool sting of the mineral water remind us that we were, in fact, alive and well.
Johnny: I lost my Patek Philippe in that lake, but I wouldn't have had it any other way.