Quote from David in Smoke Signals
Alexis: Um... I will not be here in one month, so I guess that makes me... the dead weight? Clive: I'm feeling a little tension. Patrick: We're gonna find another venue, okay? We can't get married without Alexis. David: Why? She's the one that can't wait to get out of here. I once dated someone who left me for a stuffed animal. I'm not having my big day... Patrick: Our... David: Our big day compromised because Alexis wanted to chill in a tankini for six months.