Quote from Alexis in Roadkill
David: So, the delivery man came in, used the bathroom, somehow broke the sink, and then left without delivering the package? Alexis: That is correct. David: I just find it strange that he would then leave a note saying, "Sorry I missed you". Alexis: Yeah. No I think he meant, like, sorry I missed you. Because I was here the entire time. And I actually think that he was like a little bit drunk, because he knocked over a lot of things.