Moira Quote #713
Quote from Moira in The Job Interview
Moira: Speaking of yummy opportunities. John, were you able to return Bill and Melinda's call today about the hmm hmm-hmm?
Johnny: Well, you know, Moira, we're not supposed to be discussing investment opportunities at the table, no matter how lucrative they might be.
Moira: But you know what the Gateses are like - Bill and Melinda. You know, they're expecting your call about... [loud whisper] the investment.
Johnny: Yeah.
Bob: Wow! You know Bill Gates?
Moira: Oh, who doesn't? But you're right, Bob, why gild their lilies when there might be someone right under our noses looking for a lucrative venture?
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘The Job Interview’ Quotes
Quote from Moira
Moira: Alexis! Your father and I are going to meet for a celebratory lunch when he's done at the bank, and... I was supposed to invite you to join us.
Alexis: Yeah, I'm a little busy.
Moira: What in God's name do you have there? Please tell me it's not a Testudine.
Alexis: No, it's a turtle.
Moira: Alexis! Turtles do not pets make. The poor things are riddled with a myriad of diseases. You may as well tie a leash around a raw chicken cutlet.
Quote from Twyla
Twyla: My mom had a turtle dove that was eaten by her ex-fiancé's snake. That was a bad sign.
Alexis: Oh my God.
Twyla: And it happened on Valentine's Day.
Alexis: Mm.
Twyla: And her fiancé was a Satanist.
Quote from Ted
Alexis: Well, I guess if this is what you look like after finding some gross fly, I can forgive you for being away for so long.
Ted: [on Skype] I've actually been bench pressing 100-pound tortoises because there's no gym here.
Alexis: Ted! Stop making me jealous of turtles.
Ted: Tortoises, but I do have "tur-tell" you that I've been thinking about you, a lot, especially at nighttime.