Quote from Moira in The Job Interview
Moira: Alexis! Your father and I are going to meet for a celebratory lunch when he's done at the bank, and... I was supposed to invite you to join us. Alexis: Yeah, I'm a little busy. Moira: What in God's name do you have there? Please tell me it's not a Testudine. Alexis: No, it's a turtle. Moira: Alexis! Turtles do not pets make. The poor things are riddled with a myriad of diseases. You may as well tie a leash around a raw chicken cutlet.