Quote from Ted in The Job Interview
Alexis: Well, I guess if this is what you look like after finding some gross fly, I can forgive you for being away for so long. Ted: [on Skype] I've actually been bench pressing 100-pound tortoises because there's no gym here. Alexis: Ted! Stop making me jealous of turtles. Ted: Tortoises, but I do have "tur-tell" you that I've been thinking about you, a lot, especially at nighttime.